The Ocean Is Homophobic Holographic Acrylic Keychain

Do you hate the ocean? The beach? Does the ocean personally offend and instill anger in you? You have come to the right place :) This keychain is perfect for all of my ocean-hating gays, and for those that are in a long-distance relationship.

A sturdy 2-inch double-sided holographic acrylic keychain that is perfect for your keys, corkboards, bags, and more! Please note that keychains come with a protective scratch-resistant film on both sides. If your keychain seems smudged, scratched, or unclear, peel these films off!

This item is IN STOCK. If you order this with a pre-order exclusive item it will not ship until the pre-order items are in-hand! If you would like it to arrive earlier, please place a separate order with only in-stock items.