The Ocean Is Homophobic Holographic Sticker

Do you hate the ocean? The beach? Does the ocean personally offend and instill anger in you? You have come to the right place :) This sticker is perfect for all of my ocean-hating gays, and for those that are in a long-distance relationship.

3 inch waterproof and weather-resistant matte vinyl sticker! Perfect for slapping in all sorts of locations, like your laptop, water bottle, car, or your local corner street pole.

This item is IN STOCK. If you order this with a pre-order exclusive item it will not ship until the pre-order items are in-hand! If you would like it to arrive earlier, please place a separate order with only in-stock items.